When I was in my younger days, I needn't hold my tummy in to wear a belted dress.
	But now that I am older, I've set my body free; There's comfort of elastic where once my waist would be.
Inventor of those high-heeled shoes my feet have not forgiven; I have to wear a nine now; But used to wear a seven.
	And how about those pantyhose -- They're sized by weight, you see, So how come when I put them on, the crotch is at my knees?
I need to wear these glasses as the prints were getting smaller; And it wasn't very long ago I know that I was taller.
	Though my hair has turned to silver and my skin no longer fits; On the inside, I'm the same old me, Just the outside's changed a bit. ~ Anonomous

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