I don't wanna rattle pots
    I don't wanna rattle pans
    I see the mail light flashin
    I wanna chat with friends!!       

    Oh the tables need some dustin
    and the floor could sure be mopped
    But I know if I get started
    there'll be no place to stop   

    The closets are so full
    things are falling off the shelves
    I wish for cleaning fairies
    and magic little elfs       

    They could sprinkle fairy dust
    and twitch their little nose
    The windows would be sparkling
    I would have no dirty clothes   

    Oh I know that I'm just dreamin
    My head is in the sky
    I must cook that meat that's greying
    and bake that apple pie  

    The Hubby needs a bath
    Doggy needs attention
    Oh.. the other way around I mean
    my brain is in suspension   

    I am runnin round in circles
    I am gettin nothin done,
    I keep thinking of my web
    I am missing all the fun!!!     

    Well I know I'm not addicted
    Though I hear that all the time
    But I guess this stuff can wait on me
    Cause Today I'll Be On Line!!!