 
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh
me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It
restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's
sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I
will fear no Equal: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort
me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks: Thou
anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste
shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the House of
Mocha forever. Amen
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 Coffee
Recipes
These recipes will save you money and also make great gifts.
received From:
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| BAVARIAN MINT
2/3 c instant coffee
1 c sugar
1 rounded tsp loose dried mint leaves
2/3 c non-dairy creamer |
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SWISS MOCHA
1 c instant coffee
1 c sugar
2 c nonfat dry milk
4 tsp cocoa powder |
| CINNAMON N’ SPICE
2/3 c instant coffee
1-1/3 c sugar
1/2 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp allspice |
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CAFE’ VIENNA MIX
1 c sugar
2 tsp cinnamon
1-1/2 c non-dairy creamer
1-1/2 c non-fat instant milk
4 Tbsp cocoa
1 c instant coffee |
| CAFE’AU LAIT MIX
1-11oz jar non dairy creamer
1/2 c packed brown sugar
1/2 c instant coffee crystals
dash salt
(Use 1/4 c mix to 2/3 c hot water) |
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CAFE’ MOCHA
2/3 c coffee
3 Tbsp unsweetened cocoa
1-1/3 c sugar
1 c non-dairy creamer
1/4 c nonfat dry milk |
| CAFE’ L’ORNAGE
2/3 c instant coffee
1 c sugar
1/4 tsp cinnamon
dried crushed orange peel
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CAFE’ VIENNA
1 c instant coffee
1-1/3 c sugar
1-1/3 c non-fat dry milk
1 tsp cinnamon |
| CAFE’ ORANGE CAPPUCCINO
1 c instant coffee
1-1/2 c sugar
2 c non-fat dry milk
1 tsp dry orange peel |
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RUSSIAN TEA
1 c instant tea
1-9oz jar tang
1/2 tsp ground cloves
1 tsp cinnamon
1-3oz pkg presweetened lemonade
Mix together.
Makes a little over 1 pint dry mix.
To serve, use 2 tsp in 1 c boiling water. |
MIXING DIRECTIONS
*Put all ingredients in blender, blend until
powder.
1 to 2 tsp powder with 1 c hot water for
individual serving.
* SPECIAL NOTE: for sugar substitute use 16
tsp for 1 c sugar. .
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. Coffee
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee
each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then
we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at
the top of several pages, that it indeed says ......."HEBREWS"
You know you are addicted to coffee if ...
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You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged
in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you. Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
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